Fantasy Foreplay
What’s your favorite form of foreplay? “I love when a woman licks between my package and behind and I’m not ashamed to say it!” exclaimed an enthusiastic 33 year old attorney who had obviously indulged in several cocktails before we talked last Friday night. Loudly, he made sure everyone knew that he also loves it when a woman puts a finger ever so slightly into his anus to tickle his prostate. He urged me to print his name, age, occupation, and what he wanted in bed. While I wanted to honor his request, everyone at Smith and...
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Ladies, have you ever felt like nobody loves you? Well, nobody except your mom and your dog. Even in the worst of times, parents and pets are pretty reliable for love, especially if you’re crying because your boyfriend just broke your heart. When a women cries in front of a woman (or animal), hearts are opened, arms (paws) are extended, shoulders are offered as a reservoir for tears. But when a woman cries around a man, testosterone levels drop, sexual arousal takes a nose-dive, and walking away immediately becomes easier. According to...
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Do strippers get married? Not often, according to men in Miami. I couldn’t find a man who would marry a stripper, but I found plenty of men who wanted a real woman that could strip. What’s the difference? Strangers pay professional strippers plenty to take it off in public. Women who do it for their man perform in private and rarely reap a profit (more about that later). I’ve got to be honest with you, reader. This article is inspired by a couple in my neighborhood. I’m pretty sure they met while he was paying a pretty penny to watch...
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